Grampas and Apple Butter

I miss my Grampa.

It’s been sixteen years ago this month since he passed away, and every so often there are times when it feels like he’s still here with me.  Today was one of those days.

I came across an awesome recipe for apple butter that is made in the crock pot – seriously, how easy is that?  Thumbs up for not slaving over a hot stove.  When I was about halfway through peeling my bazillionth apple, I started to get really frustrated over how tedious apple peeling really is.  I just wanted my pretty little apple chunks ready to go, and I was getting sick and tired of peeling, peeling, peeling.  Then I suddenly thought of my Grampa, and how he seemed to have such fun peeling HIS apples.

Grampa contracted polio in his younger days, and later in life suffered from post-polio syndrome.  I don’t ever remember a time when he didn’t have his ever-present crutches and leg brace.  Grampa was always in the kitchen, helping out my Gramma by doing the food prep.  He seemed to take such great care in everything he did.  After getting comfortable in one of the kitchen chairs (obviously he couldn’t stand at the counter for long periods of time), he would get everything all lined up in front of him, and would only start after sharpening his knives.  Then, with great care, he would expertly peel, dice, chop, or slice whatever it was he needed to do.

It wasn’t all work – he would make it fun, at least when I was around.  He never rushed.  One of my favorite things as a young girl was to watch my Grampa peeling an apple.  He would start at the top, and carefully cut the peel away in one big spiral piece  -  and I was always amazed to watch him do it. Although there were a lot of things my Grampa couldn’t do physically, he took great care in working with his hands – whether it was creating one insanely long, continuous apple peel for his little granddaughter, or working on a masterful woodcarving for my Gramma, or making a footstool to give away to a friend.

My Grampa had such joie de vivre… always had a very funny (and always clean) joke ready to tell, and was so much fun to be around.  I wonder if he ever regretted that he couldn’t run around with me in the backyard like other grandfathers could do with their grandkids.  Well, no matter – because although he never pitched a baseball to me, the lessons I learned at his kitchen table are still with me today.

All those memories came to me in a rush while I was standing at the kitchen counter, frustrated with my apples.  I realized I wasn’t taking any kind of care with then – just peeling (hacking, really) away at those skins and chunking them into the crock pot as quickly as I could.  I decided to slow down with those last four or five apples, and it became almost a small, private tribute to my beloved Grampa.  My stress just melted away as I took my time with those last few apples.

I know that with each little spoonful of my apple butter, I will have a gentle reminder of my dear Grampa, and how he did the best in everything he did.

I miss him.

~~~~~

Crock Pot Apple Butter, courtesy of Southern Plate

  • 2- 3 lb (50 oz) jars unsweetened apple sauce
  • 3 lbs granny smith apples
  • 4 cups sugar
  • 1 1/2 cups apple juice
  • 2 tsp cinnamon
  • 1 tsp cloves
  • 1 tsp allspice

Peel and cut apples into small chips. Place all ingredients in the crock pot and stir. Cover and cook on low overnight (eight to ten hours). Remove cover, stir and taste. Add more spices or sugar if desired. Continue cooking for a few more hours, uncovered, until some of the liquid has gone and butter has cooked down a bit. Pour into jars and refrigerate (unless it is canned properly).

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Anatomy of a yawn

Homemade Pimento Cheese

I had a serious hankering for some pimento cheese this week.  When I was a girl, I just couldn’t bring myself to eat it – good news at the time for my best friend Renne, who didn’t have to share hers.   Little did I know pimento cheese would become of my go-to comfort foods when I’m having a rough day.

Beth’s Pimento Cheese

  • 1 lb block sharp Cheddar cheese, grated
  • 1 jar diced pimentos, drained
  • 1-2 cloves grated garlic (I use my Microplane)
  • 2 tablespoons grated onion
  • pinch or two of cayenne pepper
  • 2 dashes hot sauce
  • 1 tablespoon sugar
  • Salt and pepper, to taste
  • 1/4 cup Duke’s mayonnaise
  • 3 or 4 strips bacon (optional)

Fry bacon until crisp, drain on paper towels, and crumble.  In a large food processor add the cheese, pimentos, garlic, onion, cayenne pepper, hot sauce, salt and pepper and pulse until combined. Do not let it get to a puree! Add the mayonnaise and pulse until well mixed. If you prefer a looser consistency, add more mayonnaise, one tablespoon at a time. until desired consistency. Fold in the bacon and serve on white bread. Enjoy!!

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Do as I say, not as I do

As a software developer, I know the importance of backing up all my work.  I can’t tell you how many times I’ve had to redo some change because it was accidentally overwritten.  I make quite the concerted effort to save my stuff regularly – and do a pretty good job of it.

You’d think I’d make sure I did the same thing at home… well… not so much.   To make a long story short (and to spare you the details), I lost my entire mySQL Wordpress database.  (In English, my blog – including every single entry I had – went bye-bye, with no chance of coming back.)

So… here I am, making a fresh start.   I hope I might be able to one day recreate my old posts and get them included here.

In the meantime – back up your stuff, people.  I sure am.

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So I came across an interesting list of books…

Jane Austen’s World published an interesting list of The Big Read’s top 100 books. If you like to participate, just copy and paste this list of books into your own blog, and follow the instructions below.

“The Big Read reckons that the average adult has only read 6 of the top 100 books on the list.”

1) Look at the list and bold those you have read.
2) Italicize those you intend to read.
3) Underline the books you love.
4) Strike out the books you have no intention of ever reading, or were forced to read at school and hated.
5) Reprint this list in your own blog.

1 Pride and Prejudice – Jane Austen
2 The Lord of the Rings – JRR Tolkien
3 Jane Eyre – Charlotte Bronte

4 The Harry Potter Series – JK Rowling
5 To Kill a Mockingbird – Harper Lee
6 The Bible
7 Wuthering Heights – Emily Bronte
8 Nineteen Eighty Four – George Orwell

9 His Dark Materials – Philip Pullman
10 Great Expectations – Charles Dickens
11 Little Women – Louisa M Alcott
12 Tess of the D’Urbervilles – Thomas Hardy

13 Catch 22 – Joseph Heller
14 Complete Works of Shakespeare
15 Rebecca – Daphne Du Maurier
16 The Hobbit – JRR Tolkien

17 Birdsong – Sebastian Faulks
18 Catcher in the Rye – JD Salinger
19 The Time Traveller’s Wife – Audrey Niffenegger
20 Middlemarch – George Eliot
21 Gone With The Wind – Margaret Mitchell
22 The Great Gatsby – F Scott Fitzgerald
23 Bleak House – Charles Dickens

24 War and Peace – Leo Tolstoy
25 The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy – Douglas Adams
26 Brideshead Revisited – Evelyn Waugh
27 Crime and Punishment – Fyodor Dostoyevsky
28 Grapes of Wrath – John Steinbeck

29 Alice in Wonderland – Lewis Carroll
30 The Wind in the Willows – Kenneth Grahame
31 Anna Karenina – Leo Tolstoy

32 David Copperfield – Charles Dickens
33 Chronicles of Narnia – CS Lewis
34 Emma – Jane Austen
35 Persuasion – Jane Austen

36 The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe – CS Lewis
37 The Kite Runner – Khaled Hosseini
38 Captain Corelli’s Mandolin – Louis De Bernieres
39 Memoirs of a Geisha – Arthur Golden
40 Winnie the Pooh – AA Milne
41 Animal Farm – George Orwell

42 The Da Vinci Code – Dan Brown
43 One Hundred Years of Solitude – Gabriel Garcia Marquez
44 A Prayer for Owen Meaney – John Irving
45 The Woman in White – Wilkie Collins
46 Anne of Green Gables – LM Montgomery
47 Far From The Madding Crowd – Thomas Hardy

48 The Handmaid’s Tale – Margaret Atwood
49 Lord of the Flies – William Golding
50 Atonement – Ian McEwan
51 Life of Pi – Yann Martel
52 Dune – Frank Herbert
53 Cold Comfort Farm – Stella Gibbons
54 Sense and Sensibility – Jane Austen

55 A Suitable Boy – Vikram Seth
56 The Shadow of the Wind – Carlos Ruiz Zafon
57 A Tale Of Two Cities – Charles Dickens
58 Brave New World – Aldous Huxley
59 The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time – Mark Haddon
60 Love In The Time Of Cholera – Gabriel Garcia Marquez
61 Of Mice and Men – John Steinbeck
62 Lolita – Vladimir Nabokov
63 The Secret History – Donna Tartt
64 The Lovely Bones – Alice Sebold
65 Count of Monte Cristo – Alexandre Dumas
66 On The Road – Jack Kerouac
67 Jude the Obscure – Thomas Hardy
68 Bridget Jones’s Diary – Helen Fielding
69 Midnight’s Children – Salman Rushdie
70 Moby Dick – Herman Melville
71 Oliver Twist – Charles Dickens
72 Dracula – Bram Stoker
73 The Secret Garden – Frances Hodgson Burnett

74 Notes From A Small Island – Bill Bryson
75 Ulysses – James Joyce
76 The Bell Jar – Sylvia Plath
77 Swallows and Amazons – Arthur Ransome
78 Germinal – Emile Zola
79 Vanity Fair – William Makepeace Thackeray
80 Possession – AS Byatt
81 A Christmas Carol – Charles Dickens
82 Cloud Atlas – David Mitchell
83 The Color Purple – Alice Walker
84 The Remains of the Day – Kazuo Ishiguro
85 Madame Bovary – Gustave Flaubert
86 A Fine Balance – Rohinton Mistry
87 Charlotte’s Web – EB White
88 The Five People You Meet In Heaven – Mitch Albom
89 Adventures of Sherlock Holmes – Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

90 The Faraway Tree Collection – Enid Blyton
91 Heart of Darkness – Joseph Conrad
92 The Little Prince – Antoine De Saint-Exupery
93 The Wasp Factory – Iain Banks
94 Watership Down – Richard Adams
95 A Confederacy of Dunces – John Kennedy Toole
96 A Town Like Alice – Nevil Shute
97 The Three Musketeers – Alexandre Dumas
98 Hamlet – William Shakespeare

99 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory – Roald Dahl
100 Les Miserables – Victor Hugo

So I’ve been to Publix…

There were lots of great sales and coupon matchups this week, including some Food Lion produce & deli coupons that my Publix will accept.  Who says you can’t get coupons for vegetables?  I do!

Here’s the rundown:
5 lbs potatoes and 2 lbs bell peppers ($3.98 after $2 coupon)
1/3 lb pancetta, 1/3 lb Swiss cheese, & 1/4 lb prosciutto ($6.06 after $4 in coupons)
4 Zataran rice mixes ($0.77 ea)
1 Taco Bell dinner kit ($0.35)
10 boxes Kelloggs cereal ($1.19 ea)
3 Apple & Eve 3-pack juice boxes (FREE+)
1 McCormick dried parsley ($1.39)
3 McCormick grinders (FREE)
1 Publix brand dried minced onions ($3.69 – the most expensive single item!)
2 gallons Publix milk ($2.79 ea)
1 pkg Kraft shredded cheese ($1.99)
1 bag Gorton’s grilled shrimp ($2.75)
1 box New York garlic breadsticks ($1)
1 box New York garlic toast ($1)
2 Snickers candy bars (FREE)
2 boxes Tampax ($2.99 ea)
12 (yes, 12!) boxes of Band-Aids (FREE+)
2 pkgs Bic mechanical pencils (FREE)
3 Febreeze Noticables ($1.99 ea)
1 Axe hair styling gel ($1.50)
2 Glad Force Flex kitchen bags ($2.69)
2 Listerine ($1.49 ea)

Total before sales, specials & coupons: $219.89
Total paid: $62.09
Total savings: $157.80, or 72%!

Not too bad, huh?  I used the pancetta and shrimp tonight to make shrimp & grits… yumm!!!  And, to round out an already full day, I managed to find time after supper to make six jars of peach jam.  We already went through the first batch I made earlier this summer – I think we’ll have to get Michael to go hide them away from me so we can have them in the middle of winter as a nice, summery surprise.;)

So I went to Publix…

and did *really* well!  There was a Bloom coupon in Friday’s Greenville News good for $10 off steaks that my Publix will honor.  I was lucky enough to get my hands on two papers, so that means free ribeye steaks for the whole family!!

Here’s how I did:

Purchase #1 (Michael’s cart):
1/2 gallon Publix sweet tea
2 Contessa Green Cuisine frozen family meals
7 boxes Starkist Sensation frozen fish fillets
2 bags Keebler Pecan Sandies
1.63 pounds ribeye steaks
4 1-lb bags Water Maid rice
3 1-lb bags Mahatma rice
1 Suave shampoo
1 Suave conditioner
1 Reynolds 100% recycled aluminum foil
Total paid: 18.67
Total saved: 57.22, or 75%

Purchase #2 (my cart):
1/2 gallon Publix sweet tea
2 Fresh Express salad shreds
4 boxes Smart Balance butter blends sticks
4 tubs Smart Balance butter spread
7 Hot Pocket Paninis
2 bags Marzetti croutons
4 bags Back to Nature granola
2 Suave shampoos
2 Suave conditioners
3 boxes Kelloggs Raisin Bran (yumm!)
2 loaves Publix bread
1.58 lb ribeye steaks
Total paid: 6.14 (I kid you not)
Total saved: 98.72, or 94%!!!!

Grand total for the day:  $24.81 paid out of pocket (way under my $60/week budget) and $155.94 in savings.

So I’ve been shopping…

Grocery shopping, that is.  I did the best I’ve ever done at Publix!  This is what I got:

4 Jolly Time microwave popcorn, on sale 0.99 ea
- 4 $0.50/1 manufacturer coupons (doubled), made them FREE!

6 RoTel diced tomatoes with green chiles, on sale BOGO
-6 $0.30/1 manufacturer coupons (doubled), stacked with 3 $1/2 Publix coupons, made them FREE (plus overage)!

3 cans Pringles, not on sale (one of the boys is jonesing for some Pringles!)
-1 $0.30/3 manufacturer coupon (doubled), stacked with $1/2 Food Lion coupon, made them $0.80 each

2 Pillsbury Toaster Strudels, on sale BOGO
-2 $1/1 Internet printable mfg. coupon, made them $0.25 each!

2 Alka Seltzer 12-count boxes (the little ones), regular price $2.49
-2 $0.50/1 manufacturer coupons (doubled), stacked with one $3/2 Publix coupon, made them FREE!

1 Seventh Generation all purpose cleaner, on clearance $2.25
-1 $1.00/1 manufacturer coupon, made it $1.25

Total paid out of pocket: 1.49
Total saved: 32.52, or 96%!!